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You’re a mean one, Mrs. Grinch: A Shannon Watts Christmas tale

Updated: May 20, 2020

Was the night before Christmas, and all thru the halls, there where thousands of guns, for one and for all!

One Who in Whoville was not happy to see, the freedom for all that has came to be. Shannon Watts was her name, and she sold her soul for fame

She was so mad developed a plan, to take all of the guns and then call for a ban!

On Christmas Eve, she got on her sled, hell bent on taking arms while the Whos were in bed

She snuck through the town while all were asleep, being careful as to not make a peep

Down the chimneys she went, gun grabbing sacks and all, she was determined to make the 2nd amendment fall